So here is a trending gastronomical term, gastrosexual.
The Urban Dictionary defines gastrosexual, as “A term used to describe men who cook, taking the household chore part away from it, and turning it more into a hobby, used to impress friends and prospective partners. More and more, women are finding a partner’s ability to cook as important as other attractive features (looks, personality, status, income, etc.)”
My own definition: “To cook, the man likes, and happy, his wife is.” it helps if you imagine Yoda speaking.
Am I gastrosexual? “Certainly, I am.” Surely, this makes me worth my salt?